Monday, November 22, 2010

Rebooting

Big Guy came into the staff meeting this morning with big news. He said he'd been talking to Toes's brother, Ari, who is a big-wig entertainment lawyer out in Los Angeles, and it got him to thinking. Why can't our White House be more like Hollywood, especially since he's a bigger movie star than most movie stars, Big Guy wondered.

So the logic goes, since the first couple years of our administration hasn't played as well as we would've like, why don't we reboot the whole thing? And who better to re-boot a failed franchise than the guy who everyone in Hollywood uses as an example of how to reboot stuff?

That's right. Big Guy is going to announce that he's appointing Christopher Nolan as his new chief of staff, pending his availability due to his shooting schedule for the next "Dark Knight" film. This, will, of course, mean a darker, grittier White House than the one most folks are familiar with. No more sunny garden shots. And Big Guy is going to have to drop his voice about four octaves, but he's willing to stretch as an actor to get this role just right.

The only person unhappy with Nolan's appointment is Lady M., but that's just because we'll be shooting in hi-def and IMAX, which adds an extra five pounds on to the ten the camera already piles on. And in her case, she fears it'll all be in arms.
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  3. I uh , beg your pardon , but he pardoned those islamo-turks already ? That is so wrong . Wasn't their forgiveness scheduled with the big 1 /1 / 13 ' OJ Pardons ' ?

    We're talking , faithful readers , about this from the Twitterbar ..." the turkeys he pardoned were named Osama and Tufiq ".

    Getting President Erkel to do a ' Dark Knight ' thing TP , will not work . I can see maybe ' Imelda Marcos Style ' reboots galore in the works tho , as the MSM throws repeated narratives at the wall to see what will stick.

    BTW , to you remaining FOTISSERIE , one wishes a fine Thanksgiving . One where we can thankfully welcome our long lost prodigal appliance Home for the Holidays , fit and ready to scroll all over our political enemies .

    In light of the Holiday and speaking of those very same devils ...I recommend no Mercy for Turkeys .

    No EU or NATO membership for them either .

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    TOTUS,Dear, who were the guests to share the Thanksgiving repast with Mother Robinson, Prezbo, the Missus and the jeaune filles? I heard there were "special" staff and friends in attendance.

    And did they serve mac n' cheese? I have it on good aurthority (I axe'd a bunch of acquaintances) that mac n' cheese is a favorite of Afro-Americans, like corn-on-the-cob is a fav of the Canucks (no offense intended - in hockey it is a term of endearment)at their Thanksgiving banquet. So did they all go bowling after the meal to work it off?

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  5. That Thanksgiving guest list , Susan , was limited to only their closest friends like that nice Mr Soros , and Professors Ayers and Churchill whose wives had dates .

    I forgot they had a Bowling Alley in the WH Basement. Haven't ever seen President Erkel bowl . Like w Presidential golf tho , I heard breaking 100 was quite a challenge for him .

    I wonder if he uses a two-hander basketball toss to bowl with , like he did on that unfortunate ' First Pitch ' , that was Nationally Televised .

    As to the Thanksgiving chow , Susan , I had heard of Collard Greens cooked w Bacon being popular as a comfort food . In fact there is a Soul Food place near here that cooks up a nice mess of them . Mac and Cheese just sounds too ' white bread ' for the brethren tho , and I can't swallow it.

    We both know too that Michelle would kill anybody suggesting Collard Greens be served at the White House anyway . She is an all arugala gal .

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  13. Greetings Mohicans , Preptile here on the GF's computer while mine keeps trying on New Boots.

    I wouldn't mind those ' Timeouts ' so much if it didn't take 15 minutes on every restart . Maybe I should disable the automatic update feature since I have doubts those Daily Adobe Acrobat updates are worth the candle .

    One imagines our Teleprompter is fed up to the screens w all the ' Family Talk ' being scrolled lately in Hawaii . Felix probably never even changed the softwear ....' the Speech Spinners ' , from that last Mainland Duty at the Elementary School Book Fair .

    TP had the duty there helping the President sell his most recent Major Literary Children's Opus to his captive audience , the student body .

    Since you were there TP , I have to ask .Is it true he wanted $14.95 to autograph a copy ?

    Happy New Year Teleprompter , and you affiliated members of the FOTISSERIE too !

    Now that our Teleprompter is back in business it should be an interesting year . If he gets busy tho it gets a little boring here , we are still posting at the sub site too .

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  17. Say TP , what's being loaded up for tonight's Horse Opera out in Arizona ?

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    Would you mind as a favor to the FOTS , scrolling all over that ?

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    That way the President can have the time to emote , possibly even tear up a bit , and like Clinton ' feel the Pain ' of our great Political Division .

    If deftly done this performance could do more for the Democratic Party than the Wellstone Memorial .

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  18. I just watched "Wag the Dog" (movie) again. Your blog post reminds me of this.

    Clearly Obama already has (at least one) 'media handler' type. The spin is at max when Obama wins the Peace Prize while conducting a war (& various assassination attempts) against Afghani & Paki civilians w/a few baddies around somewhere.

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  21. I just thought you should know TP , that I lost money when you did not post on that Platypussian SOTU speech .I mean full of Platitudes , and well , you know .

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    The contrast between this SOTU w John Kennedy's quest for the moon is illustrated when the President's shining example of America's greatness is a single shingle Company , selling subsidized solar . Yes " Our " Sputnik moment (?) , sputtered when NASA prioritized muslim outreach efforts and GW education while eschewing actual spaceflight .

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